IC MAILBOX | holly heights

[prosecutory]

[Date: ????? Time: ?????
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

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text; sorry for the slower than slow :<

[sod]

Perhaps Honeybee would be adequate?

text; IT'S OKAY that is my mantra

[prosecutory]

Of course. I will be there at twelve noon, sharp.

text; WOOO

[sod]

Twelve thirty, Edgeworth. I'm a teacher. Classes only finish at twelve noon sharp.

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Very well. Do you have a particular table location in mind?

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[sod]

The one to the left of the main counter. It has a good view of the cafe but also of outside. If it's free, of course.

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If it isn't, then I'll find another table with a view of both the cafe and the scenery outside.

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[sod]

Perfect.

[Thankfully, he didn't have any problems with his classes and manages to make it to the cafe right on time. In one hand is a briefcase, and the other hand pushes open the door while he starts to look for Edgeworth at the seat he suggested. Maybe by now he might have realised it gives you a good view of a certain lady--who knows.]

action;

[prosecutory]

[Edgeworth manages to score England's preferred table - and yes, he has noticed that he not only has a good view of the outside, but also of that particular lady. Not wanting to draw attention to himself, he focuses on looking through the network on his phone.

When he sees England arrive right on time, he looks up and waits for him to arrive. Obviously this would be the first place England would look for him.]

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[sod]

[It's a subconscious effort to score that table every time, and he tells himself it's because he can see everything but yes... there is that Someone. He gives Edgeworth a polite smile once he makes his way over.]

Good afternoon. Should I order? I invited you out, it's only fair after all.

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[He greets England with a smile and a nod.

Edgeworth feels obliged to turn it down, but...well, this was England's idea.]

If that is all right with you.

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[sod]

I wouldn't offer if that weren't the case. Which type would you like?

[He places his briefcase on the chair opposite to Edgeworth and takes his card from his pocket.]

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[prosecutory]

[Juuuuuust making sure.]

A simple salad and a sandwich should suffice. [Unintentional alliteration ahoy.] As well as a cup of earl grey tea.

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[sod]

[Shh.]

Of course, any type or one in particular? Though I admit, earl grey tea does sound good today.

action;

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I'm rather partial to either a chicken or a tuna sandwich, and a Caesar salad.

[Auste does not go to gourmet restaurants often, dishonor, etc.]

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[sod]

[What a swanky guy, though England wouldn't expect any less.]

Alright. Just give me a moment. [He orders him one of each, actually, as well as the salad. Tea for two, cucumber sandwiches and a soup for himself. Something simple but to get them both through the day while keeping classy as hell, obviously.]

They should bring it over soon.

[At least he didn't take long?!]

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[He nods, and waits patiently as England orders up, and YES AREN'T THEY SO CLASSY.]

I'm certain the wait will be worth it.

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[sod]

[He clears his throat.]

Of course, if Vietnam is involved it's usually perfect.

[He sounds proud for some reason oh well]

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She is a diligent and dependable woman, yes.

[Edgeworth will probably chalk up England's pride to just...that. Well, how can anyone not be proud of how Vietnam rolls? ALL WOMEN WHO'RE INDEPENDENT, THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT MEEEEE]

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[sod]

That she is.

[Has a nice rack too, but thankfully he won't say that. Um.]

If I have a busy schedule she prepares meals in advance, too. It's rather helpful.

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That's rather thoughtful of her. [A smile. Awww. What a helpful young woman...but nnnn okay fine she has pleasant facial features too.]

You have been acquainted with each other for quite a while, is that correct?

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[sod]

[Please Edgeworth you're allowed to look lower. Her ass feels good too--don't ask.]

A long time, yes, though we were merely acquaintances previously.

action;

[prosecutory]

[ENGLAND DO NOT MAKE EDGEWORTH PUT YOU ON THE SAME LEVEL AS LARRY BUTZ.]

"Merely acquaintances previously"...are you referring to your time back home?

action;

[sod]

[WOW THAT'S RUDE. He was asleep at the time.]

I am. While we had relations we were no where near as close as we have been here.

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[LET'S MOVE ON.]

I see. [He nods.] Well, that is one advantage to Holly Heights, I suppose.

[Meeting new people, hanging out with the people you don't normally hang out with back home because you have no choice but to stick together...]