IC MAILBOX | holly heights

[prosecutory]

[Date: ????? Time: ?????
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

Comments

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[prosecutory]

[Juuuuuust making sure.]

A simple salad and a sandwich should suffice. [Unintentional alliteration ahoy.] As well as a cup of earl grey tea.

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[sod]

[Shh.]

Of course, any type or one in particular? Though I admit, earl grey tea does sound good today.

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I'm rather partial to either a chicken or a tuna sandwich, and a Caesar salad.

[Auste does not go to gourmet restaurants often, dishonor, etc.]

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[sod]

[What a swanky guy, though England wouldn't expect any less.]

Alright. Just give me a moment. [He orders him one of each, actually, as well as the salad. Tea for two, cucumber sandwiches and a soup for himself. Something simple but to get them both through the day while keeping classy as hell, obviously.]

They should bring it over soon.

[At least he didn't take long?!]

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[He nods, and waits patiently as England orders up, and YES AREN'T THEY SO CLASSY.]

I'm certain the wait will be worth it.

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[He clears his throat.]

Of course, if Vietnam is involved it's usually perfect.

[He sounds proud for some reason oh well]

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She is a diligent and dependable woman, yes.

[Edgeworth will probably chalk up England's pride to just...that. Well, how can anyone not be proud of how Vietnam rolls? ALL WOMEN WHO'RE INDEPENDENT, THROW YOUR HANDS UP AT MEEEEE]

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That she is.

[Has a nice rack too, but thankfully he won't say that. Um.]

If I have a busy schedule she prepares meals in advance, too. It's rather helpful.

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That's rather thoughtful of her. [A smile. Awww. What a helpful young woman...but nnnn okay fine she has pleasant facial features too.]

You have been acquainted with each other for quite a while, is that correct?

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[sod]

[Please Edgeworth you're allowed to look lower. Her ass feels good too--don't ask.]

A long time, yes, though we were merely acquaintances previously.

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[prosecutory]

[ENGLAND DO NOT MAKE EDGEWORTH PUT YOU ON THE SAME LEVEL AS LARRY BUTZ.]

"Merely acquaintances previously"...are you referring to your time back home?

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[sod]

[WOW THAT'S RUDE. He was asleep at the time.]

I am. While we had relations we were no where near as close as we have been here.

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[prosecutory]

[LET'S MOVE ON.]

I see. [He nods.] Well, that is one advantage to Holly Heights, I suppose.

[Meeting new people, hanging out with the people you don't normally hang out with back home because you have no choice but to stick together...]