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Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

I cannot accommodate you at the moment, but please leave a message and I will respond as soon as possible. 

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[ she has to double-check her notes and everything... ]

Miles Edgeworth, yes?
I've definitely got your name down.
So either you did it in your sleep, or someone signed you up for you.

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Yes, and the latter is much more likely.

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What thoughtful friends.

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[That's one way of putting it, but it's not how Edgeworth would have put it.]

They certainly are.

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Perhaps a token of gratitude is in order.

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Unfortunately, I don't even know who they are.

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You don't know who your friends are?!

[ THAT'S TERRIBLE ]

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I was referring to the particular friend or friends who made me participate.

But you do have a point regarding my friends in general. They do deserve tokens of gratitude.

[And it's hard to convey sarcasm over text regarding giving tokens of gratitude to the folk who roped him into Secret Santa-ing.]

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[ it's probably for the best that she doesn't sense the sarcasm, tbh... ]

As any friend does!
Good luck with it. If you need any help, I've composed a list of acceptable ideas for presents.

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Thank you, but I would rather decide on my own. I prefer giving practical presents.

[...food is practical, right? It probably is.]

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You can never go wrong with practicality, it's true.

[ dude everybody loves food. you're golden. ]

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Indeed. Not to mention that I prefer receiving practical gifts, myself.

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Gift as you would gift yourself.
It isn't a bad strategy.

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Thank you. It seems to have worked so far.

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I wish you luck with it this season.