IC INBOX | cerealia

[prosecutory]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

I cannot accommodate you at the moment, but please leave a message and I will respond as soon as possible. 

Comments

voice;

[prosecutory]

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If you're trying to be funny, you are doing a poor job of it.

[madhatted]

Of course not. I'm simply concerned for my loved ones! After receiving this from someone else, it's my duty to pass it along.

[prosecutory]

I fail to see what is dutiful about filling people's inboxes with junk mail.

[madhatted]

Just in case it's true, of course. I won't be responsible for such stupid deaths.

[prosecutory]

If it were, and people have begun dying, we would have heard of it by now.

But as it is, even CERES surely wouldn't come up with such a morbid game.

[madhatted]

You seem rather certain of that, which is ridiculous. They do send people out to kill others, so this doesn't seem too far beyond the realm of possibility.

[prosecutory]

Maybe it is a possibility considering how many other things turn out to be possible, but with this chain letter circulating the colony, there are bound to be several people who will take no heed, and will presumably die.

That cannot go unnoticed.