IC MAILBOX | holly heights

[prosecutory]

[Date: ????? Time: ?????
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

Comments

text; You can keep all your fancy poop coffee, I have my tea kthx

[prosecutory]

And what would you call it, then?

text; he'll drink all that too

[calculating]

Something you should be concerned about. If I were to show this file to others and mention that the law enforcement agency refused to do anything about this dangerous an individual, how do you think people would react?

text; FINE I CAN BUY MOAR

[prosecutory]

Is this a threat? It seems I haven't made my point clear enough, but it is to be expected with those outside the legal profession.

text; not if i buy it first

[calculating]

Simply a question. Don't presume that the heir of the Togami Conglomerate isn't required to study law. You might have a degree, but that means very little in the grand scheme of things.

text; wow, is this a buy-off

[prosecutory]

You and I both know how they will react. How they react has no bearing on how my job should be done and the rights of an individual that must be respected.

text; nope it's a buy-out. the prosecution led by byakuya togami is ready

[calculating]

A serial killer has rights. After depriving so many of their most fundamental right, you still believe they deserve due process? Interesting.

text; HEY YOU CAN'T DO THAT OMG

[prosecutory]

That is how the law works. Even the most hardened criminal is still entitled to their basic rights.

text; sorry i'm also the judge and i rule in my favor. it's a legit strategy

[calculating]

Would you say the same if you were in my position, I wonder. I'm sure you'd fit her type, as well, but surely there are people more interesting where you're from.

text; Wow, judge, jury and executioner much

[prosecutory]

[He is already in your position, Togami. But you are not ~special~ enough for that piece of information.]

Yes, I would.

And what do you mean by, "her type"?

text; he'd do manfred von karma proud

[calculating]

[it's a shame that it's unlikely he will ever hear about it because of particular reasons.]

Did you not look at the attached file? Some prosecutor you are, not examining the evidence in front of you. [all of the victims are either well-dressed or otherwise attractive men of various ages. Edgeworth, with his smart-ass attitude and fancy clothing, fits those criteria.]

text; He's the son Manfred never had

[prosecutory]

The text is in Japanese. I can look at it as much as I'd like but that does not change the fact that I do not understand Japanese.

[BUT THERE'S THIS DUDE WHO'S ONLY WEARING A SHIRT, NOT FANCY THREADS...]

text; i thought that was franziska

[calculating]

The images alone are enough to give you an idea of what you're looking at. I'd offer to translate it, but it would hardly be worth my time.

[MAYBE SHE RIPPED IT OFF, WHAT THEN]

text; Well, she IS manlier than some of the actual dudes

[prosecutory]

Am I supposed to see a similarity between these two men, judging from their pictures alone?

text; i think you mean all. minus her father

[calculating]

Well aside from the method of murder, the images chosen aren't the best representation, I admit. It's a shame you're unable to read the text.

text; ...this is a valid point but what about the creepy prosecutor in AAI2

[prosecutory]

Then I shall seek assistance elsewhere in translating it. Preferably from someone who knows of this as well.

text; manlier than all of them

[calculating]

They'd better be able to use that photograph, in that case. I refuse to lend the actual document.

text; that IS plenty manly

[prosecutory]

Not even if the only other person to see it were from your world and well aware of this matter?

text;

[calculating]

Assuming you're referring to Kyouko Kirigiri, that's even more reason to not allow it.

text;

[prosecutory]

And why is that? She is a detective, is she not?

text;

[calculating]

She's an insolent woman that can't follow instructions. She concerns herself only with what she wants and refuses to see beyond that. [SOUND LIKE ANYONE ELSE YOU KNOW, EDGEWORTH... Minus woman, and all]

She has enough familiarity with this case without the file. She can discuss it with you that way.

text;

[prosecutory]

[WOW, TOGAMI, YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS. And Edgeworth knows these problems all too well.]

Are you certain that we are speaking of the same Detective Kyouko Kirigiri? I have yet to encounter any difficulties with working alongside her.

text;

[calculating]

That's no doubt because you've had no actual chance to work with her. Thankfully, I know no other Kirigiri. There's no chance I'm thinking of someone else.

text;

[prosecutory]

On the contrary, I have worked with her. The Court of Justice closely coordinates with the Law Enforcement Unit, after all. I believe I have had more than just an "actual chance".

text;

[calculating]

You haven't really worked with her, now have you? When the harshest crime you've faced here is a traffic violation, you have no means of comparison.

text;

[prosecutory]

You are referring to your "school", am I correct?