IC MAILBOX | holly heights

[prosecutory]

[Date: ????? Time: ?????
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

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[prosecutory]

[What. "Direct all complaints to Miles Edgeworth"...and a woman...he's almost sure he knows who that is. Almost, but he has no data.]

Hello, Miss Kamishiro, this is Edgeworth. Can you describe the woman in question?

[icefallen]

Oh, yes. Rather large hair, a loud voice with a bizarre accent... And she claimed to be from the "Heart of the Heartland". It caused quite a bit of confusion when I'm from a city also called Heartland.

Does that help? I apologize for suddenly springing this on you, but I have a few choice words for her if you could kindly provide me with her name.

[prosecutory]

...Yes, I know who she is. [Suspicions confirmed. Good thing Rio can't see his face right now; it's a picture of exasperation and why-is-my-life.] Would you know why she has accused you in particular?

[icefallen]

I was hoping you would be able to tell me, actually. My closest guess was that perhaps she harbors a terrible, tragic past of betrayal and deceit that makes her suspicious of everyone who crosses her in the slightest?

[The dramatic pitch of her voice indicates she's being entirely facetious. She follows up with a more serious addendum after a pause.]

...Or that she simply didn't like how I addressed her. That seems to match up better. Do tell me what you know, in any case; I'm very curious now!

[prosecutory]

She does have an excitable personality, especially when it comes to conspiracy theories and celebrity gossip. How did you address her?