IC MAILBOX | holly heights

[prosecutory]

[Date: ????? Time: ?????
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

Comments

[bombdemon]

I'm not entirely sure how once can injure themselves that much while sitting in a bathtub, but I suppose your version makes sense as well.

[prosecutory]

He was hiding in a bathtub? Actually, why was he hiding in the first place?

[bombdemon]

Because the cursed chain mail warned him Sarah was coming, of course! He was securing the drains in the bathroom when he realized it was already too late and went into hiding!

[prosecutory]

"Sarah"?

So, let me get this straight. He was hiding from Sarah, and that was when the "drain monster" attacked?

[bombdemon]

Ah, did I forget to mention? Sarah was the drain monster.

[prosecutory]

My, you've woven quite the interesting yarn.

[Once again, sarcasm is lost over text.]

[bombdemon]

I beg your pardon?