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IC INBOX | cerealia

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

I cannot accommodate you at the moment, but please leave a message and I will respond as soon as possible.

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Excuse me, I don't remember signing up for a Secret Santa event.

[ she has to double-check her notes and everything... ]

Miles Edgeworth, yes?
I've definitely got your name down.
So either you did it in your sleep, or someone signed you up for you.

Yes, and the latter is much more likely.

What thoughtful friends.

[That's one way of putting it, but it's not how Edgeworth would have put it.]

They certainly are.

Perhaps a token of gratitude is in order.

Unfortunately, I don't even know who they are.

You don't know who your friends are?!

[ THAT'S TERRIBLE ]

I was referring to the particular friend or friends who made me participate.

But you do have a point regarding my friends in general. They do deserve tokens of gratitude.

[And it's hard to convey sarcasm over text regarding giving tokens of gratitude to the folk who roped him into Secret Santa-ing.]

[ it's probably for the best that she doesn't sense the sarcasm, tbh... ]

As any friend does!
Good luck with it. If you need any help, I've composed a list of acceptable ideas for presents.

Thank you, but I would rather decide on my own. I prefer giving practical presents.

[...food is practical, right? It probably is.]

You can never go wrong with practicality, it's true.

[ dude everybody loves food. you're golden. ]

Indeed. Not to mention that I prefer receiving practical gifts, myself.

Gift as you would gift yourself.
It isn't a bad strategy.

Thank you. It seems to have worked so far.

I wish you luck with it this season.

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IC INBOX | cerealia

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