IC INBOX | cerealia

[prosecutory]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

I cannot accommodate you at the moment, but please leave a message and I will respond as soon as possible. 

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[madhatted]

[ A message pops up in your inbox from an anonymous source. How strange! If you don't delete it immediately, you'll be greeted with an audio message that's quiet, at first. In fact, it's quiet enough that just in time for you to turn it up, it starts to speak. It sounds suspiciously like Xerxes Break if you know him, but at the same time, there's a totally stupid voice being used, since it's not like Break would send this message along. Emily, though? Of course. She's such a gossip. ]

Had an x-ray done today. Guess what they found? It was you, safely tucked away in my heart! They said my heart is fine with a friend like you in it. Send this to all the people you love and care for, because if you don't, then something preeeety bad might happen to them! Heart failure is pretty serious~! Kehehehehehe!!!

(( ooc note ; break is sending this to literally everyone in the game, so I'm sorry... Feel free to figure out he caused it, since it's not like he's trying that hard to hide it. ))

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[prosecutory]

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If you're trying to be funny, you are doing a poor job of it.

[madhatted]

Of course not. I'm simply concerned for my loved ones! After receiving this from someone else, it's my duty to pass it along.

[prosecutory]

I fail to see what is dutiful about filling people's inboxes with junk mail.

[madhatted]

Just in case it's true, of course. I won't be responsible for such stupid deaths.

[prosecutory]

If it were, and people have begun dying, we would have heard of it by now.

But as it is, even CERES surely wouldn't come up with such a morbid game.

[madhatted]

You seem rather certain of that, which is ridiculous. They do send people out to kill others, so this doesn't seem too far beyond the realm of possibility.

[prosecutory]

Maybe it is a possibility considering how many other things turn out to be possible, but with this chain letter circulating the colony, there are bound to be several people who will take no heed, and will presumably die.

That cannot go unnoticed.