all-purpose overflow log

[prosecutory]

AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME IS COVERED IN FRILLS I don't know how to do overflow posts correctly or seriously

Comments

[prosecutory]

Maybe...next to the table will do.

[It looks odd, like...a vase of flowers THAT ISN'T A VASE OF FLOWERS. Probably better to place it on the floor where it can be seen and instantly grabbed.]

[adornmental]

[IT'S MORE EFFICIENT THAN A VASE OF FLOWERS!! ...In theory. Less so when no one knows where it is or how to use it.]

There! [Plunking it right down.] Okay, good. I mean, I'm hoping we won't have to worry about anything else just bursting into flames again, but who knows...

[He's gonna eat these words in September.]