all-purpose overflow log

[prosecutory]

AND EVERY LAST INCH OF ME IS COVERED IN FRILLS I don't know how to do overflow posts correctly or seriously

Comments

[adornmental]

I think 'cause we were running out of places to store stuff in the other closets.

[Which Edgeworth has probably noticed, looking through the cupboards... They have a lot of Stuff™ with all the people in the house, and not a lot of space to store it.

ANYWAY, away he trots to go get said extinguisher!!]

[prosecutory]

[Edgeworth watches Kashuu take off, wondering just how many people live with the guy. There was way too much stuff for a single sword to use in those cupboards. He calls out after him:]

You don't have to place it in a closet or a cupboard. Just leave it in an easily accessible, visible place.

[adornmental]

Oh... Like - on this table in here?

[WAVING EDGEWORTH OVER. In the hallway there's a little hallway table with a pad of paper on it. It's probably where a landline phone would go, if Cerealia had more than just cellphones.]

[prosecutory]

Maybe...next to the table will do.

[It looks odd, like...a vase of flowers THAT ISN'T A VASE OF FLOWERS. Probably better to place it on the floor where it can be seen and instantly grabbed.]

[adornmental]

[IT'S MORE EFFICIENT THAN A VASE OF FLOWERS!! ...In theory. Less so when no one knows where it is or how to use it.]

There! [Plunking it right down.] Okay, good. I mean, I'm hoping we won't have to worry about anything else just bursting into flames again, but who knows...

[He's gonna eat these words in September.]