I ducked for cover, of course!

[He says it like he obviously couldn't do anything else at the time.]

I kept as far low to the coaster as I could! But by the time the craziness started, it was all over. The coaster started up again like nothing even happened, leaving the Santas behind! It got back to the start and we all got off. Most of us had cuts and scratches but no one got super injured, as far as I know.

[Obviously his hair was a big victim but he knows when to actually be serious about real people getting injured.]