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[prosecutory]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

I cannot accommodate you at the moment, but please leave a message and I will respond as soon as possible. 

Comments

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[prosecutory]

[YES, YES IT IS.]

A dating service is not my idea of "fun", Pearl.

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[spiritpearls]

[ you brought this on yourself, edgeworth ]

Why not? When was the last time you went on a date, anyway?

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[prosecutory]

[STORY OF HIS LIFE.]

Never, and I don't plan to start now.

[But Edgeworth, you had a not!date...]

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[spiritpearls]

You've NEVER been on a date?!

[ Why is Pearl even shocked, it's not like she's ever been on a date either. ]

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[prosecutory]

No.

[Yeah no. He doesn't think this is a big deal.]