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[prosecutory]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

I cannot accommodate you at the moment, but please leave a message and I will respond as soon as possible. 

Comments

text; 12/21 ic

[spiritpearls]

Hi, Mr Edgeworth! Did you hear that a man called Mr Thatch is running a cute little dating service? Maybe you should sign up! Trucy convinced me to, and she signed Mr Nick up as well!

[ And if Edgeworth doesn't want to sign up, Pearl could always do it for him. ]

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[prosecutory]

[YES PLEASE DO, PEARLY]

No, I haven't heard of it. And no, thank you.

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[spiritpearls]

[ IS THAT PERMISSION ]

Oh, but it could be fun...? You like fun, don't you?

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[prosecutory]

[YES, YES IT IS.]

A dating service is not my idea of "fun", Pearl.

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[spiritpearls]

[ you brought this on yourself, edgeworth ]

Why not? When was the last time you went on a date, anyway?

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[prosecutory]

[STORY OF HIS LIFE.]

Never, and I don't plan to start now.

[But Edgeworth, you had a not!date...]

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[spiritpearls]

You've NEVER been on a date?!

[ Why is Pearl even shocked, it's not like she's ever been on a date either. ]

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[prosecutory]

No.

[Yeah no. He doesn't think this is a big deal.]