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[prosecutory]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth.

I cannot accommodate you at the moment, but please leave a message and I will respond as soon as possible. 

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[psycholawgy]

Weeeeell...

[ she draws that out, unsure whether or not to tell. but in the end, she decides to say it. ]

Simon can be a bit of a bully.

[ understatement of the year. ]

[prosecutory]

...

[Edgeworth is silent for a moment when she mentions Simon. But when he speaks up again, he sounds pretty casual. Like they're talking about the weather at a coffee shop.

Close enough, since they're at a cafe.]

And what makes you consider him a bully?

[Athena had mentioned Payne having a shrill voice. Perhaps Payne enjoyed hearing the sound of his own voice?]

[psycholawgy]

[ ??? what's wrong with mentioning simon, edgey. ]

Have you talked to him?!

[ THAT ANSWERS THAT. ]

[prosecutory]

Of course I have.

[A pause.]

He doesn't strike me as a bully.

[Because you're his senpai from the future, Edgeworth.]

[psycholawgy]

He sends his hawk to attack the defense.

[ a dramatic pause. ]

In the middle of a trial.

[prosecutory]

[That makes him stop halfway through as he is reaching out for a knight.]

That's...something new. [Simon never mentioned THAT.]

[psycholawgy]

[ she arches an eyebrow and just looks at edgeworth, unimpressed. ]

Of course he wouldn't. You're his boss. [ she swallows. ] Future boss, anyway.

[prosecutory]

And what does my future self have to say about loosing hawks upon the defense?

[DD!worth, watch out. AAI!worth is on to you.]