IC MAILBOX | holly heights

[prosecutory]

[Date: ????? Time: ?????
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

Comments

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[calculating]

[IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK, YOU BETTER KNOW YOUR SHIT. GOD.]

What, you mean to tell me you can't see how watching them struggle to identify a serial killer is entertaining? It's much more interesting to watch than a boring open-closed case where the killer didn't even notice he'd been spotted leaving the scene of the crime.

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[prosecutory]

[WE'RE NOT TALKING, WE'RE TEXTING. /shot]

No, I would consider it frustrating. I will concede that there is a thrill in solving conundrums, but when a killer is on the prowl, it's difficult to appreciate that thrill.