IC MAILBOX | holly heights

[prosecutory]

[Date: ????? Time: ?????
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

Comments

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[prosecutory]

You are referring to your "school", am I correct?

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[calculating]

I would think that's obvious by now.

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[prosecutory]

Unlike many people, I verify my conclusions before jumping to them.

Does she know of your crime scene experiment?

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[calculating]

What, do you expect to be congratulated for knowing the value of evidence?

Perhaps you weren't listening as carefully as you thought to my explanation. Anyone here from my school that was alive and able to attend the trial for that case knows. It wasn't as if I did it for no reason. In the end, it helped them learn who the serial killer hiding among them was.

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[prosecutory]

[He's not even going to answer that last one, wow. Also, you can't expect him to know everyone from your world, gosh!!! HE'S NOT A DATABASE.]

I thought you said you merely did it for your entertainment.

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[calculating]

[IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK, YOU BETTER KNOW YOUR SHIT. GOD.]

What, you mean to tell me you can't see how watching them struggle to identify a serial killer is entertaining? It's much more interesting to watch than a boring open-closed case where the killer didn't even notice he'd been spotted leaving the scene of the crime.

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[prosecutory]

[WE'RE NOT TALKING, WE'RE TEXTING. /shot]

No, I would consider it frustrating. I will concede that there is a thrill in solving conundrums, but when a killer is on the prowl, it's difficult to appreciate that thrill.