IC MAILBOX | holly heights

[prosecutory]

[Date: ????? Time: ?????
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]

Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

Comments

[nagyka]

Perhaps. Although I suspect the landlord has taken precautionary measures so they won't aid anyone (including myself) too greatly.

[prosecutory]

That is likely, yes. He would be determined to keep the upper hand in his game.

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[prosecutory]

[He's not even going to answer that last one, wow. Also, you can't expect him to know everyone from your world, gosh!!! HE'S NOT A DATABASE.]

I thought you said you merely did it for your entertainment.

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[calculating]

[IF YOU'RE GONNA TALK, YOU BETTER KNOW YOUR SHIT. GOD.]

What, you mean to tell me you can't see how watching them struggle to identify a serial killer is entertaining? It's much more interesting to watch than a boring open-closed case where the killer didn't even notice he'd been spotted leaving the scene of the crime.

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[prosecutory]

[WE'RE NOT TALKING, WE'RE TEXTING. /shot]

No, I would consider it frustrating. I will concede that there is a thrill in solving conundrums, but when a killer is on the prowl, it's difficult to appreciate that thrill.

[ MAILBOX ] — christmas eve

[strippingsensei]

_{[ A box is left on Edgeworth's porch.
Inside, he'll find this. ]}

Dear Cravat-san,
Since you're so adamant about pajamas, I thought you might could use another set.

Merry Christmas. ;)

— Aikuro Mikisugi.

mailbox, xmas morning

[gorillatama]

[If Christmas taught him anything, it's the inventive ways to wrap stuff that he's never seen wrapped before.
His inventive attempt is literally just setting the thing in tissue paper and then wrapping it.
The note strewn somewhere in there reads:

Edgeworth-san,
This is to protect the inner ruffles of your soul. I hope you stay warm! Thanks for all the hard work, and for not arresting me or my wife. Happy holidays!
-Isao Kondo]

mail, christmas morning

[bombdemon]

[ There will be a gift waiting for him, neatly wrapped in ornate paper and tied with a festive red yarn. Hope it's boring enough for you, Edgeworth-san! ]

[ There's also a tiny card, although it only says, Happy holidays from Satan Close! ]

mailbox; christmas morning

[shesgotguts]

[left on edgeworth's doorstep is a package, wrapped in pink paper and tied with a white ribbon. inside is a red tie, a few books on samurai, and a few lemon bars and ashford cookies. there's also a note, written in that bold milly handwriting, that reads--]

Merry Christmas, Miles!

It's been a while since I've seen your impressive samurai collection, so hopefully, these books aren't doubles. I hope you enjoy my baking-- we Ashfords don't always cook much, but what we do is the best. I also hope to see you soon. Happy holidays!

With much love,
Milly Ashford

Christmas Present

[vintage_magic]

[While their first meeting was kind of awkward with Edgeworth hiding under a blanket, Lily had the impression from their later conversations that he preferred to dress nicely. Because how many folks wear a cravat on a normal day nowadays? And she felt a bit bad about the jester thing… So, he gets a small box with a pair of vintage cufflinks inside. The attached note just says, “Merry Christmas, from Lily.”]

mailbox; 12/25

[symphonise]

[ Miles will receive a gift bag. Underneath layers and layers of tissue paper, he will find a jester mask and a couple contemporary cravats. There will also be a card with the following written note inside: ]

UPDATE YOURSELF!

You'll always be court jester in my mind. Merry Christmas!

Nonon Jakuzure ♫

12/25, mailbox

[dreah]

[ Around noon on Christmas Day, a silver & black gift box will be left with Edgeworth's name on it. Inside are the pieces to this outfit (minus the wrist accessories) and a simple note: ]

Mr. Edgeworth, I hope your Christmas is full of cheer and warmth. Merry Christmas!

— Kaede

P.S.: Please feel free to stop by my house today, we're having a little party! I'm sure my dad would appreciate some adults there.

secret santa, 12/25, mailbox

[dreah]

[ Around late afternoon on Christmas Day, a white & burgundy gift box will be left with Edgeworth's name on it. Inside are several calligraphy pens, ink included, grey leather planner, several canisters of various flavored teas (one, two, three, four), and a typed note: ]

Meeeeeeeeerry Christmas! Don't drink all the tea in one day!!

— Your Secret Santa

xmas day delivery

[ciao]

[ and on edgeworth's doorstep he'll find a wrapped package with a card attached. in the gift he will find a cucciddatu, and the card will read as this ]

Buon Natale Miles!

I've greatly enjoyed the talks we've had, and hope to have more! I also want to show you how I play the violin sometime as well. I hope you're having a wonderful holiday, and that you continue to take care of yourself in the new year.

- Italia

text; 1/15

[onhold]

hey party pooper
haven't heard from you in a while
just wanted to make sure you aren't having too much fun
- k

text;

[prosecutory]

Thank you for your concern, but I'll have you know I have just enough "fun" to keep myself occupied.

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[onhold]

so that's no fun at all, right?
well whatever floats your boat
actually. i was going to ask
are you playing in the laser comp?

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[prosecutory]

Our ideas of fun are just different. Is that not true for every person?

And no, I have no plans of signing up.

[onhold]

yeah that's not too surprising

all right, i'll bite. so what's your idea of 'fun'?

[prosecutory]

Reading a mystery novel. Playing with my dog. Practicing a few compositions on the flute and the piano. Solving a chess puzzle, or just about any puzzle for that matter.

[Integra probably got a piano for their house okay.]

[onhold]

( She can work with that. )

we should play piano together sometime! i think that sounds like fun, too

[prosecutory]

Oh? For how long have you been playing the piano?

[Because Edgeworth still thinks he's a bit rusty in that department.]

[onhold]

Let me think... about 14 years, give or take?

[prosecutory]

That's quite a long time. But I would be honored to hear a performance from you.

[He'll admit, he's curious. Also this will hopefully get Karina off his back for a while. Maybe.

He's wrong, isn't he]

[onhold]

( Yes. )

Sure. But only if I get to hear you play as well.