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May. 9th, 2013 04:01 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]
Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.
1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
current regain inventory: prosecutor's badge, Pess the dog, King of Prosecutors trophy, framed lucky trial jacket]
Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.
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Date: 2015-02-09 05:20 am (UTC)Let's just say the block probably heard the sound of his temper snapping. Actually he does step outside and finds himself enveloped in toilet paper on the way out to see the damage. Once that's done, he spots the message on the door and his blood boils even further. He decides to send an angry text message to the only suspect.]
Yes, I enjoyed my solitude last evening.
Unfortunately, it was ruined this morning by a vandal. I don't suppose you have any idea who covered my house in toilet paper while I slept?
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Date: 2015-02-09 04:09 pm (UTC)As soon as he gets the text message right after, he's cackling. It's a good thing he doesn't have school to do today, otherwise he would have laughed in the middle of his lecture.
Yeah, he's one of the teachers that has his cellphone in class.
It takes him a moment to respond. ]
Whaaaaaat?
Somebody toilet papered your house????? Who would do something like that to you of all people???
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Date: 2015-02-11 04:44 am (UTC)Yes. I think I have an idea.
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Date: 2015-02-11 05:14 pm (UTC)[ surely there are more people who would have liked to do this to your house.
but anyway, he's just being a dick. ]
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Date: 2015-02-19 02:47 am (UTC)[Not really. Other people may have wanted to but that doesn't mean they'd actually do it.]
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Date: 2015-02-19 06:48 am (UTC)Come on. It's funny. Isn't it funny?
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Date: 2015-02-22 01:00 pm (UTC)I see nothing funny with a mess that must be cleaned up.
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Date: 2015-02-23 06:30 am (UTC)What if I helped you clean it up?
[ he just wants to see you loosen up. THAT'S ALL HE WANTS. ]
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Date: 2015-02-24 12:34 pm (UTC)But I would appreciate the help.
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Date: 2015-02-25 04:45 am (UTC)[ he's making his way back to Edgeworth's house as we speak. ]
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Date: 2015-02-28 02:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-03-02 03:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-03-07 06:02 am (UTC)That doesn't answer my question.
[Also no way is he going to get on his knees and beg. Especially not in front of Aikuro.]
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Date: 2015-03-09 03:39 am (UTC)Instead, he asserts himself into Edgeworth's yard and rips a large piece of dangling toilet paper off of the tree, humming pleasantly. ]
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Date: 2015-03-30 02:24 am (UTC)He finally steps out of his house, hands behind his back, and approaches him tentatively, gathering the toilet paper he can find along the way.]
...Thank you, I suppose. [Even though this was your fault in the first place.]
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Date: 2015-03-30 02:30 pm (UTC)I could hear your shriek from all the way down the block, Miles-san.
[ snerkkkk. ]
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Date: 2015-03-30 03:19 pm (UTC)[ PERMA-ACTION ]
Date: 2015-03-31 04:15 am (UTC)[ he yoinks some more off of the branches before giving Miles a huge grin. ]
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Date: 2015-04-02 11:12 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-04-06 03:26 am (UTC)[ there's a wink. it's gross? he's gross. ]
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Date: 2015-04-11 02:37 pm (UTC)[OH, HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT SOUND. He just doesn't want to talk about it.]
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Date: 2015-04-15 03:33 pm (UTC)[ la de da, looks like this tree is getting cleaner and cleaner! He's wadding up all the toilet paper into one big ball. ]
Have you never pranked anyone before? It's an absolute delight.
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Date: 2015-04-25 07:11 am (UTC)No. What's so delightful about stunts like this? [He holds up a large hunk of crumpled-up toilet paper.]
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Date: 2015-04-27 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2015-05-02 03:13 pm (UTC)