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1438, Holly Heights
spouse | son | child
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Good day. This is Miles Edgeworth; I cannot take your call at the moment but please leave your message and I will respond as soon as possible. Thank you.

Date: 2015-02-09 04:09 pm (UTC)
strippingsensei: (( 63 ))
From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
[ In the distance, Aikuro hears a small sound as he is out on his porch, enjoying a cigarette. It's very, very faint, but very distinct. He knows precisely what it is.

As soon as he gets the text message right after, he's cackling. It's a good thing he doesn't have school to do today, otherwise he would have laughed in the middle of his lecture.

Yeah, he's one of the teachers that has his cellphone in class.

It takes him a moment to respond. ]


Whaaaaaat?
Somebody toilet papered your house????? Who would do something like that to you of all people???
Edited Date: 2015-02-09 04:12 pm (UTC)

Date: 2015-02-11 05:14 pm (UTC)
strippingsensei: (( 39 ))
From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
Really? I know you're good at figuring things out, but surely you can't be that good.
[ surely there are more people who would have liked to do this to your house.
but anyway, he's just being a dick. ]

Date: 2015-02-19 06:48 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
Okay, okay. You got me. Guilty as charged. ;)
Come on. It's funny. Isn't it funny?

[ ??? ]

Date: 2015-02-23 06:30 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
Not a little bit, teensy bit funny?
What if I helped you clean it up?

[ he just wants to see you loosen up. THAT'S ALL HE WANTS. ]

Date: 2015-02-25 04:45 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
Not even a smidgen, ITTY-BITTY bit?
[ he's making his way back to Edgeworth's house as we speak. ]

Date: 2015-03-02 03:38 am (UTC)
strippingsensei: (( 86 ))
From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
Only if you get on your knees and beg for it, Edgeworth.

[ ACTION ]

Date: 2015-03-09 03:39 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
[ He doesn't reply to the text.
Instead, he asserts himself into Edgeworth's yard and rips a large piece of dangling toilet paper off of the tree, humming pleasantly. ]

[ ACTION ]

Date: 2015-03-30 02:30 pm (UTC)
strippingsensei: (( 83 ))
From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
It was totally worth it.
I could hear your shriek from all the way down the block, Miles-san.
[ snerkkkk. ]

[ PERMA-ACTION ]

Date: 2015-03-31 04:15 am (UTC)
strippingsensei: (( 75 ))
From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
I'd do it again in a heartbeat.
[ he yoinks some more off of the branches before giving Miles a huge grin. ]

Date: 2015-04-06 03:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
I'd waste as many toilet paper as I could muster to hear you make that sound again.
[ there's a wink. it's gross? he's gross. ]

Date: 2015-04-15 03:33 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
You know. Screaming, yelling-- all those nice sounds of frustration.
[ la de da, looks like this tree is getting cleaner and cleaner! He's wadding up all the toilet paper into one big ball. ]

Have you never pranked anyone before? It's an absolute delight.

Date: 2015-04-27 02:26 am (UTC)
strippingsensei: (( 39 ))
From: [personal profile] strippingsensei
You have never pulled a prank, so you don't know how satisfying it is! You should try it someday-- really!

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